Saturday, July 7

WILD SEX in the City

Don't let the title fool ya.
I'm just playing around, a shameless attempt to boost my blog hits.


ONCE UPON A TIME, there lived a girl in Naple$. She had two dogs, a parrot, koi fish, and a pet box turtle. They all lived in harmony. One day when she returned, she noticed she had TWO turtles. They looked identical but the features of the new turtle were more "pointy". The new turtle was aggressive and quickly mounted on top of her pet turtle. He hooked his toes under her shell and there was no escaping his grip. In typical turtle style, he jabbed her a few times, yawned, and fell over sideways, landing off the deck. She, being connected, followed his roll-over.

The two love turtles trolloped around in the garden and then, one day, they were gone. They had escaped together to live in the nearby lake.

The girl was walking her dogs and she saw her pet turtle. All alone, squished on the road. Just a few yards away from the lake. Her pet turtle had almost made it to paradise.

The stud turtle returned and the girl ran him off.

Click here.......This is the end.


Jen said...

Tee hee tee hee, an early Sunday morning chuckle for me... Thanks!

Jen said...

I mean about the end, NOT the tortle! It's before coffee for me, please be patient.

TICA MACHA said...

I guess you had to be there for it to be funny. I still smile about it.

Bob said...

no....NO! not the end! :) LOL

Blog Bloke said...

This ranks up there with the Greek tragedies. I cried all day (for the love-sick interloper of course :-).

TICA MACHA said...